We’d like to think that if you were in a speed boat race and Jesus called you to walk out on the water, he’d be cool with you slowing down first. At least for the safety of the other drivers.
Of course, in reality, the photo just captured this guy a split second before tumbling horribly into the water at inhuman speeds. According to a source that talked to the dude in the hospital afterward, all he was concerned about during his recovery was how to make one of his friend’s speed boats go faster. Way to learn from your mistakes there, buddy.
